The Dating Game: Creeper Edition

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The Dating Game: Creeper Edition

Have you ever wondered what kind of bachelor you'd attract on a dating show gone wrong? Welcome to The Dating Game: Creeper Edition! This quirky quiz will help you identify which type of creeper would be vying for your affection.

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6 Questions2 MinutesCreated by FlirtyFox315

Bachelors: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. What is your favorite pasttime?

"I like to eat my favorite foods, watch my favorite TV shows, ride my - well, other people's. I'm so great, people like to pay my way. I expect you'll want to pay for me, too."

"I like to work on charitable causes that better my community. Or I'll catch up on sleep and quality time with my nearest and dearest."

"It's not work if you're doing what you love! I work out, work on myself, and set a good example for others. I like to be the one my friends can count on, and I'm prepared to do that at a moment's notice."

"How did I even get on this show?"

"Describe your idea of a first date."

"I don't do dates. I'll do you. And then I'll see if I want to do you again some other time. You look Japanese, which raises your chances. Same for the way you smell. If we eat or do other things inbetween, that's good too."

"I would take you along with my mates to my favorite dive bar, where the beer flows freely, and we'll all spend the night swearing, telling bawdy tales, and trying to outdrink each other. Bring lots of cash."

"First I'd look into what you like. Then I'd use my first or secondhand connections to get us reservations to the best places for doing that. Then I'd pick you up, and we'll drive or fly there. Scenic route."

"Gosh. I'd pick you up in my sports car and take you out for a few swings in a batting cage, followed by burgers and root beer at a family-friendly American diner. A wholesome, all-American outing. A nice, safe bet for a first date."

What is your best quality that will convince me to go on a second date with you?

"I'm hot. A god among mere mortals."

"I'm the kind of guy you can take home to meet Mom and Dad."

"I'm an animal in bed."

"I spoil you."

I like to hear from my guy. What do you think about texting?

"Only if necessary. One or two word messages once every 2-3 weeks is plenty. If it can't be said in 1-2 words, just say it in person - which should also be every 2-3 weeks, when I feel like doing you again. Basically, quick booty texts only. I need my space, woman!"

"What is this texting business? No no no."

"I prefer phone calls or being in person, but I've been known to text any time you're far away just to say I'm thinking of you, or to ask you how your day is. On the very rare evening I dare to be saucy, I might send an eggplant emoji... But always with a smiley face."

"Of course. Technology is a great tool, and I use it to check in regularly on those I care about. I'll text every day or other day, in whole sentences."

Things are going really well. You decide to tell your friends about us. What do you say to them when you broach the subject?

"Nothing. I'll pee on you to mark my territory and growl at them if they hit on you."

"I'll tell them that this is my new woman, who has been so wise in seeing the catch she caught to have paid for everything up to this point!"

"Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. I don't talk about personal matters, but I might tell my closest friend that I met someone, and that she's different. Leave the rest for just the two of us to enjoy."

"I'd say that I met this great girl, and now we're boyfriend-girlfriend! And I'd immediately set up something at a baseball field where you can all meet over some good ol' team sports."

The Dating Game: Creeper Edition

The Dating Game: Creeper Edition

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