WHO SAID IT: DONALD TRUMP, OR JOE BIDEN?

“I have a great relationship with the blacks." 

“When I argued that we should freeze federal spending, I meant Social Security as well. I meant Medicare and Medicaid. I meant veterans’ benefits. I meant every single solitary thing in the government. And I not only tried it once, I tried it twice, I tried it a third time, and I tried it a fourth time.”

“We will always protect your Medicare and we will always protect your Social Security. Always.”

“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States."

“The people who don’t show up on the nights when there’s a parent-teacher meeting are not people who in fact don’t care, but folks from poor backgrounds. They don’t show up because they’re embarrassed. They’re embarrassed the teacher’s going to say—and it’s hard to say, ‘Well, I can’t read.'”

"Look, my opposition isn't to the principle that there should be - you should have Medicare. I mean, I - look, everybody - health care should be a right in America. My opposition relates to whether or not, A, it's doable, two, what the cost is, and what the consequences for the rest of the budget are.”

“That seems to me to sum up Strom Thurmond: He is like a thunderbolt from the sky. He is a man who lives by his principles and a man who has gotten all of us to understand what they are.”

"We are making your Medicare even better and it will never be taken away from you. We are not letting anyone get close. These people on the other side — these people are crazy by the way, they're totally crazy — they want to take it away and give you lousy healthcare."

“Tonight, I’m asking for the vote of every single African American citizen in this country who wants to see a better future. The inner cities of our country have been run by [the opposition party] for more than 50 years, their policies have produced only poverty, joblessness, failing schools, and broken homes. It’s time to hold [these] politicians accountable for what they have done to these communities. At what point do we say, “Enough”? At what point do we say, “Enough”? It’s time to hold failed leaders accountable for their results, not just their empty words over and over again.“

"I wouldn’t say I’m a feminist. I think that would be, maybe, going too far.“

"And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it’d get hot. I gotta lotta, I got hairy legs, that turn, that, that, that, that, that, that turn, uh, uh, um, blond in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair, mmm, come, come back up again. So I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.”