TFSP News Quiz: 061118

1) A woman and her teenage son were sitting sitting at a red light at an intersection in Canada last month when this almost unbelievable event happened to them:

A) Lightning struck their car and then chained through two cars behind them

B) A small flock of geese attempted to fly through their car via the open windows,... Not all of which survived the journey

C) Poop that had been accidentally released from an airplane covered their car and subsequently their bodies through their open moonroof

D) A stray bullet falling from the sky popped BOTH of their rear view tires

2) This well known item might be one you’ve enjoyed consuming in your home for years, and soon you are going to be able to enjoy it’s scent with some limited edition candles it’s makers are planning to release:

A) McDonalds French Fries

B) A1 Steak Sauce

C) La Coix soda drinks

D) Jiffypop Popcorn

3) There’s no question that a lot of us have some weird thing we like to do with our bodies and what it produces… Now there’s a new and strange toy you can pick up that should satisfy some of your weirder bodily obsessions… What is it called and what does it do?

A) Pick It & Stick it: A silicone nose full of boogers you can dig out

B) The Lint Mine: A hyper realistic belly button that you can dig never-ending lint out of

C) The Scrap’n Scabby: A rubber brick that is littered with fake pickable scabs that actually bleed a little when you pick them

D) Pop It Pal: A rubber skin toned brick full of popable fake pimples

4) Florida Daily Dubbs: A Florida man recently kidnapped a scientist from the University of South Florida. The man kept the scientist who is also a doctor locked up in a room and told him he wouldn’t let him out until he did this:

A) Made his beloved pet dog immortal

B) Make him a time machine so he could go back and stop Donald Trump from being elected

C) Invent a love potion so he could get his high school crush to like him

D) Develop a strain of weed that wouldn’t give him the munchies

TFSP News Quiz: 061118

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