Can You Convince Your Roommate to Give You That Thing?

What Are You Going to Say?

"Hey, dear roommate of mine, my confidant, my colleague, and cohort, could you please hand me that thing that is on my desk. I'd hate to trouble you, but I am quite snuggly at this moment and would like to remain as such."

"I'm an adult and I have cried twice today, please just hand me the thing. I don't have much."

Point at the thing and yell until roommate gives you the thing.

Accept that you'll never get it and remain under the covers until you fall asleep in your own filth

Okay, asshole, pick another option.

"I'm an adult and I have cried twice today, please just hand me that thing. I don't have much."

Point at the thing and yell until roommate gives you the thing.

Accept that you'll never get it and remain under the covers until you fall asleep in your own filth.

Can You Convince Your Roommate to Give You That Thing?

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