Richard Tweak's Coffee Quiz

Do you enjoy locally sourced coffee beans from our locally sourced tweekers?

Yes

Tweekers?!?!?

Are you on crack dude

This reminds me of a beautiful spring morning on a mountain top near a crystal clear lake drinking the finest coffee. The birds are chirping, and the air is pure and wonderful. Like a fine cup of coffee on a cool spring morning.

???

WAAHH ENOUGH OF THE METAPHORS MAN I CAN'T TAKE IT

Why yes I also enjoy a wonderful cup of coffee on a beautiful day

Can I just leave please

How much would you pay for a regular size cup of Tweek Bros. Coffee?

$3.50

$10.00

I WANT OUT I WANT OUT I WANT OUT

*flips you off*

By purchasing a nice fresh cup of local coffee from Tweek Bros., you will support the LBGTQ community, as my son is a homosexual

Okay...?

I am PC and support the LGTBQ community

GAHHHHHHH!!!!!

I am a terrible person and don't support gay rights

Do you support children? You don't NOT support children, do you? You don't HATE children? DO YOU?

What the fuck

I love children

What kind of sick monster doesn't support the children. I'll purchase 100 cups of local Tweek Bros. Coffee

*slams head on table*

Large corporations are the greatest thing that have ever happened to America - true or false?

True

False

Why are you doing this?

I can't sleep. I never sleep. Do you see them? The gnomes? DO YOU SEE THEM!? DO YOU SEE!?? CRAIG

This holiday season, choose the right gift for your loved ones

Money

A gift card to your local Tweek Bros. Coffee Shop

A donation to an anti children fund because you hate children

Amazon gift card which put my shop out of business (this is the wrong answer)

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