How many authorized visits are you allowed per month to see your child?

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The Quirky Life Choices Quiz

Welcome to the Quirky Life Choices Quiz! This entertaining quiz is designed to make you think about the strange and amusing decisions we face in everyday life. How would you navigate these unusual scenarios? Test your wit and humor as you explore unexpected situations.

Highlights of the quiz:

Multiple choice questions for an engaging experience
Scoring system that adds a comedic twist
Perfect for casual fun or a lighthearted competition with friends

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DaringPenguin47

Your balls require a shave, but you are without a razor. What do you do?

Buy a razor

Whip out the scissors

Have hairy balls

Pluck each individual hair

It's Mother's Day, but you haven't gotten your mom a gift. What do you do?

Find a gift

Re-gift something

Get her nothing

Give her a crusty sock from your floor

You meet a dolphin named Hardy, he offers you a dirty Ziploc bag. It's moist and dusty at the same time, but he seems really glad to gift it to you.

Pinch the bag between your index and thumb, holding it as far away from you as possible an pretend you like it.

Say, "No thanks."

Say, "Ew, that's nasty, Hardy!"

Take the bag with your whole hand and enjoy it right in front of him with every morsel of your soul and your tongue.

Which is the superior experience?

Being called a 'good kid' by a mafia boss.

Being called 'honey' by an old southern white lady.

Being called 'sugar' by an old southern black lady.

Being called 'love' by an old British lady.

Your teacher tells the whole class to silently read. Then, they leave the room. What do you do?

Silently read (Shushing people who aren't quiet)

Silently read (Keeping to yourself)

Indulge in an activity which is not silently reading, still without bothering other students

Be really obnoxious by talking loudly

Your friend drops a pencil in class. What do you do?

Ignore it

Take the pencil

Hand it to them

Tell them they dropped it without physically helping them

You are in the ball-pit and you feel like you will puke. What do you do?

Puke in the pit

Puke on a kid

Get out

Puke violently everywhere

You forgot what your dad's eye color was. What do you do?

Stare intensely into his eyes

Remove his eyes, giving him a new color which you will remember

Move states

Ask an acquaintance of his what his eye color is

Be honest and tell him

Make him believe his eye color is something else for the rest of his life

Fuck his wife

You require a gas refill to attend your mother's funeral, but you are without money. What do you do?

Rob someone

Walk

Don't go

Get a ride

How many authorized visits are you allowed per month to see your child?

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