The 'Zero-to-Hero' Quiz

Hallo, and harken a little closer, all ye bleeding-heart hero wannabes! Ever wonder if you have what it takes to go pro? Here at Indulge, we’ve polled our in-house experts (hm, we mean, cupcake aficionados) as well as a few prime examples of the genuine, heroic article to curate the following scantron-friendly masterpiece!

Pay careful attention to each question, future pros, and select the answer choice that best fits your hero-ing aesthetic. Beware, however, and be advised–destinies may be closer than they appear.

So, you’ve decided to take a break away from sitting in front of your computer rubbing your fuzzy socks together for once (hey, they have chicken nuggets printed on them) and actually venture outside. What’s the first thing you’re itching to do?

Get some exercise! You’ve got a new workout playlist and everything!

Take a trip to the gardens. It’ll be nice feeling some sun on your skin, for once.

Time to embrace your inner “artiste” and practice your sidewalk chalk craft!

To the shops down the street! You’ve got expensive coffee on the brain.

�riiiiight. You’re doing, uh, that thing, and if you must say so yourself, you’re doing it quite well. However, it isn’t long before you’re interrupted by the tiny voice of a young girl. As her big, blue eyes and lopsided pigtails tug at your heartstrings, she admits to you that she’s lost her beloved All Might plush. How would you help her search?

Use your mad detective skills. If you were a plush, where would you hide?

Ask around. Maybe there’s someone who’s seen it?

Bust out your pocket drone you never leave your home without. Operation Plush Recovery is a go.

Make a quick loop around the block. Quicker to do it yourself!

You take a deep inhale of that good outside-flavored air and puff out your chest a little. Clearly, you’re a model influence for the next generation, even if you’re not having any success locating Plush Might. Seriously, where could that doll have gone to?

Try the dumpster.

Try the bushes.

Try the local toy shop.

Judging from the faint sulfurous tinge to the dirt on the bottom of the girl’s left shoe, and the indent on her wrist where a bracelet might once have been worn, the only possible conclusion is that—

Little Girl (did you ever ask her name?) taps her chin in thought. Finally, she admits to you that she’s dropped the doll in an alley nearby, but it was too ‘dark and scaw-y’ to retrieve herself. Something’s weird here, right?

Oh, yeah. You’ve seen the movies.

What do you mean? She’s only a little girl.

Of course, you’ve had your suspicions from the very beginning. You trust no one.

Yes, you too, have seen the movies. She’s clearly a cybernetically enhanced death-bot from the future sent to take you out.

Despite your misgivings (or lack thereof), you’re going to this dark alley. Not helping little girls in need is just like licking all the icing off a cupcake before offering it to a friend–it simply isn’t done in polite society. What are you bringing along with you on this dangerous mission?

Your precious stun gun, fully modded, of course! You never go anywhere without your babies.

Glasses, adjusted for use in low-light settings. You have them for… reasons.

A really big stick will work, right? You hope…

Nothing. You’ve got a really strong quirk, so you’re confident you can handle whatever’s in there.

Dubious selection in hand, you feel ready to walk backwards into hell. Instead, you walk forwards into the smelly alleyway, feeling slightly claustrophobic. Plush Might is in your sights and you’re readying doll-rescue maneuvers when without warning, you feel a cold hand clamp down on the back of your neck! Ack–?

Swing blindly behind you. Something will connect, you’re sure.

Twist out of the hold (self-defense classes are paying off, huh) and ready your best hook kick.

This is what you’ve been waiting for! Use. That. Quirk.

Scream like a banshee. That’ll throw ‘em off their rhythm while you fumble for one of your weapons!

Your attacker, miraculously, lays unconscious on the ground. Your face is flushed with exertion, and something else–righteous fury. That little girl tricked you! You’ll never trust again! That’s it. There’s only one remaining course of action.

Take her under your wing as your apprentice. That was a clever scheme for one so young.

You’ll need to report this to the authorities. Maybe the girl could get some professional help?

Return the plush. Offer to make some ‘enhancements’ if the girl agrees to turn from her life of crime.

There’s a charity not far from here offering aid to troubled youths, you’ll offer to walk her there.

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