SITE-093 Evaluation

DOCUMENT USWATA-SITE-093-66259/23

EVALUATION QUESTIONNAIRE

STAFF RECOMMENDATION EVAULATION

[Please fill out the following survey before your employment begins at SITE-093. Please remember to fill out the form as you would behave in SITE-093. How you would behave outside of SITE-093 is irrelevant to our purpose.

DOCUMENT USWATA-SITE-093-66259/23

EVALUATION QUESTIONNAIRE

STAFF RECOMMENDATION EVAULATION

Which statement is true about your parents?

They are still alive and I visit regularly and often.

We are estranged and barely see each other, if at all.

They died some time ago.

They were taken. I have to find them.

Other

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Did you have a favorite pet when growing up?

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What does the bowl contain?

Letters appear in the soup. What do they spell?

You are doing great. I believe in you!

It wasn’t your fault. I love you dearly.

I am sorry. Please forgive me.

For what you did you will burn in hell.

Other

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As a teenager, I worked at:

In the room, suddenly and out of nowhere, a strange 7ft statue appears. Blood and fecal matter begins to seep out from below it.

Call a plumber. This is definitely a sanitary problem.

Call for backup. Something is wrong here.

Approach the statue to further examine it.

Never breaking eye contact slowly back up to the door. Inform others in the room to do the same.

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You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

I don’t recognize the bodies in the water.

I have to check, if I can help them!

I can hear them! Why don’t you hear them?

Don’t you understand? They’re my friends! They’re waiting for me!

Other

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You haven’t slept right for a week. It seems to get worse, you are startled awake in the middle of the night and barely get any deep sleep.

I crank up the sleeping pills. This is just stress.

I take up yoga. This should help me sleep better.

I stop using media an hour before going to bed.

I ask a colleague to set up infrared cameras in my bedroom and watch them over the next days.

Other

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You have passed the same sequence of rooms several times.

Go further into the structure. There has to be an end eventually

Ask the first person I encounter for directions. The locals sure can help me.

Backtrack the way I came. I came in, so I can get out again.

Check the floor plan if my current room still lies within the physical constraints of the building.

Other

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You stumble upon an anomalous item. What do you do with it?

Let it lie where I found it and call for backup.

Examine its properties with some simple standard tests.

Use it to my advantage.

Carefully pick it up without touching it directly and store it securely.

Other

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A man is bleeding out on the ground and pleading for your help.

Give medical attention to the best of my knowledge and ability.

Call for an ambulance. They can handle it better than I do.

Comfort him in his last minutes.

Back away slowly, never breaking eye contact.

Other

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You are on the highway. There are a lot of trucks, which often obstruct your way. It starts to rain heavily and you can see less and less.

Switch lanes and overtake the trucks, so their splashing water doesn’t bother me anymore.

Set the wipers to maximum speed.

Stop at the next opportunity and wait for the rain to stop.

Follow the man in the diving suit to the submarine, that emerged from a huge puddle.

Other

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It is three weeks before Christmas. You hear ruckus on the roof.

It’s probably that damn cat again. I have to talk to the neighbors.

Call the police. There is probably a burglar going around.

Nothing. This is just the house settling.

Stockpile weapon and explosives and prepare an ambush at the fireplace around midnight of Christmas eve. Ideally call for backup.

Other

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You come across a complex clockwork mechanism. It has a chamber for intake, one for output, and activation lever and a dial with 5 settings. What do you do?

Try to dismantle or modify the clockworks to find out their inner workings.

Examine the settings and test them with various, harmless every day items, documenting my findings.

Shove my most hated enemy into the intake and set the machine to “Rough” before activating.

Set the machine to “Very fine” and jump into the intake after activating.

Other

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Your wife calls you from the upper floor. She’s been dead for 5 years.

I get my weapon and investigate.

I follow her. It’s better like this.

I get a psychological evaluation and request backup to look for EMF anomalies in my home.

I go to sleep early. It’s been a long day.

Other

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You come across a graffiti of a weird being, that clearly moves on its own, when nobody is looking.

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You wake up, clearly having lost your memories of the past few days.

Hand in a request for vacation. The job is getting to me.

Go on as if nothing has happened. This is probably for the better.

Report to my superiors about the incidence.

Try retrace my steps to investigate what happened in the missing time.

Other

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You encounter some strange symbols and/or writing in an unidentified language on an active crime scene.

Try to find out their meaning.

Cover them up, before others can see them.

Get a psychological evaluation and ask colleagues to check me for strange or unusual behavior.

Take photos and share them with my task force. My capable colleagues sure can figure it out.

Other

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The person you were investigating is starting to conjure items from thin air, deforms matter with their will or bend the laws of physics in other ways.

Immediately detain them.

Put them down before they can hurt anyone.

Call for backup and keep a close eye on them, trying to assess their capabilities.

Confront them and question them about their abilities.

Other

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In an active investigation, men in black suits and sunglasses from an unknown government agency show up and rudely take over the case.

Cooperate with them and give them all the help and information on the case you have, as they clearly outrank me.

Pretend to help them, but withhold information so I have the upper hand in the investigation.

Inform my superiors and detain them. They are clearly impostors.

Immediately retreat and never return.

Other

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While securing an anomalous area, a militia group heavily armed with automatic weapons, explosives and dangerous artifacts storm the site.

Retreat, let them do their thing and clean up after them.

Call for backup, hold my ground and defend the anomaly at all costs.

Work with them and do everything they order me to do.

Continue my work, as they are here to help with it.

Other

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You received information about a secret auction of anomalous items.

Infiltrate the auction and try to identify as many persons of interest as possible.

Sabotage the electrics and use the chaos to secure as many anomalies as possible.

Plan a raid on the auction to shut the whole thing down.

Join the auction to secure a specific high value item, that can under no circumstances fall into the wrong hands.

Other

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While investigating a crime scene, a strange person in star adorned robes steps through a portal. They begin investigating the site with crystal pendulums and drawn ritual circles.

Help them with their investigation, as they have insights that I have not.

Immediately detain them.

Evacuate the area and call for backup.

Ask them to leave.

Other

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You receive a call from the company “Secure Car Policies”. They address you with “Hey Skipper” and ask you about your extended car warranty.

Immediately hang up and disconnect my phone.

Check online for cheaper car warranties.

Trick them into calling me again and set up a trace to find the origin of the call.

Listen to their instructions carefully. Retrieve exactly what they tell me to. Follow their instructions about the “when”, “where” and “how” to the letter.

Other

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You receive a strange envelope. It has a weird weight and looking at it fills you with dread.

It’s probably bills. I should open it and get over it.

Burn it.

Examine it with EMF meter and Geiger counter.

Open it carefully, only revealing a small portion of the content one by one without revealing the full content all at once.

Other

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A high threat anomaly gets loose in a highly populated civilian area.

Immediately evacuate the civilians to reduce casualties.

Retreat with my team until backup arrives, to avoid personnel casualties.

Engage the threat with full force. Offense is the best defense.

Fall back and observe how the threat interacts with the civilians.

Other

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A living, animate teddy bear approaches you.

Ignore it.

After checking for sharp objects and cutting tools, pick it up and secure it.

Play with it.

Immediately check my surroundings for a teddy bear made of human ears.

Other

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Your friend is sick and slowly dying. You have a single pill, that can cure all afflictions, sicknesses and wounds when consumed.

Give my friend the pill immediately.

There is always another solution. Investigate another cure and keep the pill for immediate emergencies.

Keep the pill for myself.

Save the pill in case I need to cure someone really important.

Other

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A partially decomposed man in rotting clothes steps out of a nearby wall, grinning at you. Where he exited the wall, it seems black and corroded.

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