Welcome to the big "How Maro are you" or "Do you ever let the truth ruin a good story" Quiz!

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How Maro Are You?

Welcome to the "How Maro Are You?" quiz! Dive into a fun and humorous journey exploring your quirks and idiosyncrasies through 10 engaging questions. Each answer reveals something unique about you, so don't hold back!

Discover your comedic side
Reflect on your life choices
Embrace your inner Maro!

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by WittyStoryteller42

The reason you do not meditate more often is

That while medidating you literally forget that you wanted to meditate and just get up to only remember later when cooking oh yeah, there was a reason why I was sitting on the yoga mattress earlier. Anyways...

Because it really looks like silly when you think about it a bit more. Imagine aliens watching you and go like what?

Too many thoughts come up that are better kept buried where they are and actually these thoughts come up anyways

The invention you fear the most is

Cloning. We should not stop evolution nor have we reached it climatic end product (like obviously not)

Telepathy: you know your thoughts. Your know the actual consequences of those. Like seriously humankind is over after 5 minutes

Teleportation because it will be malfunctioning eventually, be hacked by funny teenager kids, actually kill you, so that a lazy someone else can do a 5 min walk instantaneously

Complete this sentence: "If you do not have enough money to buy one item..."

Buy two items for twice the debt. You know, logic and capitalism.

Find someone who does not need this item, talk them into buying somehow, observe their disappointment and then offer to take it over from them to remove their guilty feeling of having spent money on an item they never needed

Be patient, times with more money will come, you do not need all items immediately, I am sure there are better things out there

Which is your favorite pet animal and why?

Chickens because they are the most social animals ever! (and also kind of like dinosaurs)

Cat because Baily was the living individual that loved you the most ever

A red fish you bought with 200 pesos you once found on the streets when you were 4 and totally took responsibility for one day before your trip back home

The nicest thing your mother ever said to you was:

If you want to leave just go, but do not expect me to cook any Lasagna for you anymore

I always wanted 3 kids. First came your sister and then you [mother leaves the room]

Dont be scared of plane crashings, just try to jump out right before they hit the floor

You once got fired because

Of the incompatibility of your "humor" and HR's "company policies"

You stole 96 cans of energy drinks in the super market you were working as a student because you felt this is the best possible trick to get more hours out of a day!

You witnessed someone getting fired on the spot, kindly pointed this is illegal to just be proven wrong a second time (but then actually winning in court because you were right from the start)

Nocte Obducta is

The name of your favorite music band (Bavarian black melodic poetic metal)

The tattoo on your back you had done as a drunken joke

The title of your favorite book (part of an epic Russian vampire trilogy)

You totally didnt ever

Had a blind date on the other side of the Atlantic without having planned for a place to stay the 3 months of your trip

Worked as a Santa Claus in your local super market and got beaten by "funny" people that mistook you for someone else

Had to give away your driver license twice for a month because of well debatable actions (spoiler you were wrong)

In your wild youth you belonged to these two political parties:

The Pirate Party and Alliance 90 The Greens (Pacifist Ecologist)

Antifa and The Transhuman Party

Animal Liberation Front and Shift Left! (Ultra left)

You once passed the entry exam but then totally did not join the

Online Guild of German Knights in World of Warcraft

Union of Magicians & Illusionists Berlin

The German Beekeeper Association

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