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The Hilarious and Irreverent Quiz

Are you ready to tackle some of the most outrageous questions? Take a break and dive into our funny quiz that promises to challenge your wit and humor!

Test your knowledge and sense of humor
Engage with unique and funny questions
Enjoy a light-hearted experience

11 Questions3 MinutesCreated by LaughingLion42

Do you suck dick?

Yes

#suckadicksavealife

Fuck you

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Yes

#thisisoffensive

I'll bet they regret that

Where are you from anyway?

Hanover

Harrisburg

The moon

Your mom

Texas

Whats the deadliest weapon in the world?

Lasers

Tsar bomba

My farts

A redneck on meth

A marine and his rifle

Whats your excuse

Huh?

I have allergies

My mom said I shouldn't fight

I have smole pp

Excuse for what?

Who was Charles Whitman?

A no talent ass clown

Fuck if I know

Who?

Wasn't hes that guy who went to the moon?

He shot a bunch of people in texas

Why did you answer my beloved survey?

Because I wanna go first

I have a big pp

My mom said always go first, I think she wanted me dead

I dont know, what the fuck are we doing?

To kill

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer

Who needs that?

I improve myself daily by eating right, exercising and getting fresh air

Maybe deez nutz are the answer

Yeah, fuck your mother

Maybe self destruction is

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans

Shenanigans sucks

Im a foodie and love eating at non chains, I fart in wine glasses and sniff

Im a big fan of mcdonalds

Pistol whip sounds violent, can't we all just get along?

You wanna go bro?

I like restaurants with with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks

Why are you crying?

Im a pussy

I have smoal pp

Russians hacked my moms bank account and now I can't buy dog porn anymore

Theres a dog in my yard and it keeps pooping

My dick is squished by the TV.

So, you think you've got what it takes?

I'll tell you what I've got, your wife's pussy on my breath.

Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.

That's cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.

You're hired.

Shit.

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