Let me guess your sexuality and plans for Valentine's by choosing from some cliché items.

First up: What is your favorite part of Valentine's day?

Chocalate

Hallmark movies

The cards

Flowers

Stuffed animals

Not really into the love thing

Pick your favorite teddy bear

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White Teddy in red dress

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Brown teddy with a shit bitch you is fine heart

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Bill and Ted peeing into a urinal

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Sad brown teddy on ground near a car tire

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Phantom of the opera teddy b

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No teddy bear for me!

Pick a conversation heart

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Conversation heart with Egg sandwich in pink letters

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Conversation heart with boner zone written on it

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I heart you conversation heart

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Sour patch conversation hearts

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Conversation heart pin reading not in hell

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I hate all of these

Pick a type of Hallmark movie:

Fake Dating conundrum turning to actual love

Dick dude that Hates Children/Animals, But is Forced to Care for Children/Animals, Needs Help from Neighbor/Co-Worker, Which Leads to a Love Connection

Guess who just inherited the family farm! But that stable boy is a dick and I love him.

Bad Attitude Non-Holiday person Reunites With Old Flame Through Very Unlikely Circumstances and Falls in Love, Because Holiday

People watch these???

They were a prince/princess/other royalty THIS WHOLE TIME?!

Halfway done: Pick some flowers

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Rainbow roses

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Mason jar blue terracotta vase

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Flowers in brown paper

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Colorful flowers in glass vase

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Dead/preserved flowers

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No Flowers please.

Choose some chocolate:

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Fancy chocalate

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Chocolate truffles

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Classic heart

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Colorful bon bons

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Super fancy chocolate

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I do not like chocolate.

Okay this is awkward. Choose some lingerie:

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Red 2 piece set

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Red lace bodysuit

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Krabby patty theme

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Sexy yellow one piece (banana man)

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Flowy fancy nightgown

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I am gonna be keepin my clothes ON thanks very much

Choose some jewellry

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Heart knecklace

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Cowboy frog earrings

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VHS earrings

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Sword earrings

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Laso heart earrings

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Rose knecklace

Almost done Pick an engagement ring:

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Big diamond ring

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Boho colored lab grown diamond on rose gold

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Gold ring with three pink hearts

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Frog ring

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Burger ring

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Not feeling these rings

Final question what'd you think of this quiz

Wow you meant cliché

It was okay I've had better

Terrible

It was good

Loved it!!!!

Give me my results old man