Terrible Quiz for Terrible People

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The Terrible Quiz for Terrible People

Think you can handle the absurd and outrageous? Dive into our quiz that pokes fun at the bizarre and often cringe-worthy ways literature expresses attraction and sexuality. Test your knowledge on hilariously inappropriate descriptions and discover how far writers can stretch their imagination!

12 outrageous questions
Multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank formats
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12 Questions3 MinutesCreated by LaughingWriter47

Men love writing about boobs. And they do it in so many ways. Which of these descriptions come from actual PUBLISHED books

They had ‘withdrawn into themselves as though depressed”

They “were pointing skywards like surface-to-air missiles”

They “winked at him like twin fish, tentative and tender”

They were “glowing like precious pearls”

They “waddled softly in front of her”

Select the published descriptions of how female general tastes or smells

Complete the sentence with the correct answer. “She raised the breast and pressed it to my mouth like…

�a hesitant mother feeding a baby on the cusp of teething

�an intelligent eight-year-old conducting an experiment with a younger sibling

�an artist dipping their brush into thick paint

�an enticing stranger offering a cherry lollipop to a nubile teenage nymph

Which physical characteristic is apparently incontrovertible proof of how sexual a woman is?

Pick the three correct items: “the girl had a tiny purse tucked into her vagina, just big enough to hold…

In this ridiculous scene, the woman masturbates using all appropriately sized vegetables, the arm of a sofa, a standing lamp, and a glass table. She completes the scene by climaxing as “she rubbed her clit, finally, up and down the long turquoise…”

Shaft of a Venetian glass dildo

Neck of a Kenyan giraffe sculpture

Spine of a coffee table book about Majorca

Anti-kink flex of her nutribullet

Bannister

Your turn! Complete this sentence and we’ll see if you can pick the right answer from what you’ve said. Two officers on a spaceship spot A Woman on board. One says to the other: “the babe? Wow! Isn’t she built like a ____________?”

Her pubic hair grew like…

A patch of grass that had been trampled by a passing army

The desperate moustache of the AV club nerds

The plumage of an exotic and nervous bird

Moss, clinging to the damp ground

Ivy on a disused building

Complete this line! “At Bristol University, she had already achieved a reputation as a sex scientist. In her first year she had gone through the men like ___________

Please write a brief description of terrible sex. They will go head to head against each others and a real one and you'll try trick each other into thinking yours is the real one

She was thin, but had large breasts for a woman her size, large as in long, projection wise, rather than wide, more like…

Last one! Complete this line: “I was fighting the urge to fling myself to my knees before her and put my face between her breasts and go______________________”

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