What's your yeet ranking?
What's Your Yeet Ranking?
Are you ready to find out where you stand in the world of yeet? Dive into this quirky and hilarious quiz that will take you through a series of absurd questions that reflect your personality and your approach to life's most ridiculous situations!
- 10 fun and chaotic questions
- Multiple possible answers for each question
- Discover your unique yeet ranking!
You have 7 gold dabloons. What do you do with them?
HIDE QUICKLY... Behind that bush....stash them in mine own bottom... They will never escape nor be seen again
Cry.
Hurl them at the nearest passer by with all the strength you can muster from your useless body
Spend them wisely, of course!
Pay off your debt to the man who calls himself your father.
Buy as many frogs as 7 dabloons can buy.
Your friend is hungover and desperate for help. What do you tell him?
Go to his house. Punch him in the throat at take all his money.
Tell him to try garlic, then you will know if he's a vampire or not.
Stay hydrated :)
Put yourself on speaker phone and loudly play the saxophone - don't stop until he's fully recovered.
Suggest making a blood offering to an old eldritch god.
Tell him to try a concoction of herbs that most people have never heard of. You're only 20% sure it won't make things worse or kill him.
It's Saturday and life is great! What do you exclaim when you get up in the morn?
Boy howdy!
YEET
TO VALHALLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Thank God I'm a country boy!
To the windooooow, to the walllllll
*inhuman gurgling*
Pick a number that best describes how many fucks you have left to give.
Bold of you to assume I had any fucks to begin with.
10.....maybe 11 fucks
What day is it?????
420 fucks blaze it
ONE VERY STRONG FUCK
Infinity. I am an endless pool of patience and kindness :)
It's now Saturday night! What's your drink of choice?
Sewer Water
Regular water is fine
Like 7 alcohols mixed together but I drink it really fast and don't taste or feel anything
Grapes. Not grape juice. Just full grapes, in a glass. I drink them without chewing.
Doesn't matter, I'm busy fighting the bar tender.
Doesn't matter, I'm busy fucking the bar tender.
Oh no! It's a zombie apocalypse. What do you do first??
Immediately climb the nearest tree you can find. This is a bad idea because now there are zombies everywhere and you can never get down.
Find weapons.... USE WEAPONS
D a n c e
Call your family members to make sure they're safe.
Light everything on fire
Dig a big hole really fast so that all the zombie fall into it
What's your life motto?
BE GAY, DO CRIMES.
Stay true to yourself.
*inhuman screeching*
Well son my daddy told me that his daddy before him told him don't ever let nobody tell you what you can and can't do son listen here can't nobody tell me what I can and can't do cuz if theres something I wanna do I can and WILL do it son, y'hear? Can't nobody tell me otherwise sure as that there sun rises every got damn day boy imonna do what the hell I feel like doin and nobody gonna tell me I cant
God is dead.
A bald guy is gonna do what a bald guy is gonna do. Why try and stop it?
It's the year 3020! What does it look like?
Flying cars! Nobody is sick! Everything is clean! Humanity continues to succeed!
Cyberpunk except everything that would be metal is flesh. Where did all of it come from? That's not important.
The gays became so powerful that nobody actually made kids anymore so the number of humans dwindled significantly and the number of dogs increased exponentially and now they are the overlords.
There is only one person left and it's Nicholas Cage.
We've reverted back to using swords and stuff but modern slang stuck. Ay fam, YEET that spear over here, deadass I'm bout to kill a bitch.
Everyone is on mars now, and we're fucking aliens. It's great.
What was your April fool's joke this year??
It's me. I'm the joke. And it's the same every year.
I can't laugh so what's the point?
I pretended to win the lottery L.O.L
I stood in a field for seven weeks without food or water. Then I died and haunted people, but only on the one day.
Try to hide dabloons in peoples' bottoms. Doesn't work. People see it coming.
Worms are my friends and now they are your friends too.
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