Geek, Nerd or Dork?

What’s your idea of a great date?

Tinder date at a pizza place

Bowling

Immersive theatre

Single digit number of awkward silences

Walking down a hallway, you see an acquaintance coming your way. What do you do?

Look for a place to hide

Rehearse a greeting/handshake and then stuff it when the moment comes

Pass them by and say hi with a smile

Say hi immediately and start a loud conversation from a hundred meters away

Quote a Simpson/videogame/movie line as you pass them by

How do you call people for the evening meal?

�Tea time!”

�Supper!”

�Dinner!”

�Tonight, we dine in hell!”

You just tried on some great looking new clothes at a store, how do you react?

�I bet a fedora would look great with this”

�Damn girl, you look fresh to death

�Can I afford this?”

�I’ll stick to my Pantera t-shirt”

"+5 to Attractiveness attribute!"

Someone comes at you with an open palm expecting a handshake and you go in with a fistbump by accident. What do you do?

Laugh and say ‘Paper beats rock!’

Go home immediately and draft a plan to leave the country

Make a hand pun

Pretend it didn’t happen

You’re at a pub. What’s your activity of choice?

Er, socialising?

Discussing high-end alcohols in detail

Pub quiz

"BOARD GAMES!”

Someone suggests seeing the latest Marvel film. Your response?

You will go, despite the numerous inaccuracies in the adaptation from the comics

Chris Hemsworth and/or Natalie Portman are hot and everyone’s talking about it so OK

You already have tickets and have been hashtagging #AvengersAssemble all week

�Sounds MARVELous but I’m going to a saké tasting that night”

You only watch indie films

Your mate asks you to arrange his bachelor party. You:

Book a wild one in Vegas with all his close friends

Hire a male stripper ‘as a joke’ and spend the entire time making homoerotic innuendos and bemoaning the fact you never got laid

Plan something ‘alternative’ like hiring out a waterpark

Make a mess of the whole thing and end up passing the planning to someone else

Ask if he’d like to ‘smoke MDMA’

You’re at a club/festival. What are you most likely saying?

�Turn up!”

�This set is so obviously pre-recorded. Does anyone mix live anymore?”

�What am I doing here?”

�Shots!”

�If they just turned a volume down a liiiitle bit it’d be perfect”

You just completed a daunting task. What do you say?

�Achievement unlocked!”

�Bag ‘em and tag ‘em, boys. Mission accomplished.”

�Let’s get drinks to celebrate”

�That was easy AF bruh”

Geek, Nerd or Dork?

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