Do I even Zal? Do you? Like Zal Zal? Zal Zal Zal?

A whimsical illustration of a phoenix-like character named Zal experiencing various humorous scenarios in everyday life, incorporating elements like technology, hobbies, and vibrant imagery related to friendship and adventure.

Do You Even Zal?

Test your understanding of the quirky and enigmatic Zal with this fun quiz! Delve into his preferences, hobbies, and the mysteries surrounding his character.

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13 Questions3 MinutesCreated by ZanyZal2023

Do you even Zal?

Yes.

What?

Of course. Zal me mate.

Zal is a complex being. He himself cannot Zal. Therefore, no, I do not Zal, but neither does everyone else.

Maybe. I'll find out, right now.

What does Zal prefer: Android or Apple?

Android

Apple

No preference, because he's an amateur with technology, much like old boomers, proving himself to be indeed the old man. Trapped in a youthful body. Because he's a phoenix reborn every year. And because he's cool that way.

No preference, is what he says because he is afraid of the public backlash.

No preference, because people don't have to necessarily prefer one thing over the other.

Apple, because he's used to it

Android, because it conspicuously has more versatile features, apps, and cheaper prices

What would Zal do if he had a billion bucks woah.

Nothing. He would live on normally, become a doctor and spend the money living comfortably.

Invest in AMD, of course.

Create a hedge fund.

Create a project to better orphanages, schools worldwide in general, and better poor communities by building institutions.

Keep half, spend the rest donating to an environmental project.

Spend some of it buying for a certain girl everything.

Give most to a certain guy, who would invest it in AMD, double the fortune within a year, and pay back the billion.

Create a terrorist organization that assassinates corrupt politicians and enforces democracy.

Hang out with Elon Musk and boost catgirl research.

What are Zal's hobbies? (Choose the ones with only the correct ones.)

Dancing, drawing, planking

Yoga, meditation, Pilates, HAVING ORGIES WITH HIS COUSINS

Legos, minecraft, the piano

Running, minecraft, dancing, the piano

Composing music on the piano, the piano, minecraft, teasing people

Boring people to death, procrastinating

Drinking Marzia

Anime, Fortnite, being dull in general, growing a brain tumor

Saying "Hello there" and making me sad

Why is Zal so humble?

He has no self-esteem.

He has some self-esteem, but not enough.

He has achieved virtual self-awareness and self-actualization.

He simply hasn't a thing to brag about. He's too normal.

He's wise and nice.

It's a default personality for him

What is the evilest thing Zal has done?

Spike his sister's drink

Hit his sister (often by accident)

Steal leGOS DUDE WHAT THE HECK MAN

Push a little girl down the slide and into the pits of Tartarus

Make a dnd server and not touch it for over a year

With whom would Zal spend quality time?

His cat

His family

His school friends

Himself, reflecting about stuff, or, according to him, preferably, watching hentai

All of us, except you, yeh you there, aand that guy, but otherwise, most of us, I think

What's quality time?

How has Zal almost died? (Not fake) (Real) (Gone wrong) (Gone sexual)

By drinking too much of Marzia

By forgetting to take his dementia suppressants and eternally forgetting to take his dementia suppressants

By HAVING INTENSE ORGIES WITH HIS COUSINS

By almost falling during rock climbing; his dad saved him

By swallowing a battery when he was young

By being choked by a rope while using it as an unsteady seatbelt on a cart rolling downhill

By watching hentai for 9 hours straight once, getting a seizure after the fifth Pikachu hentai

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