Which Dumbass Miocene Mammal Are You?

What is your favourite colour?

Red

Blue

I'm not five years old. I don't have one.

Which of these revolting terms do you find rolls off the tongue the most? Please don't google them by the way, at least not from a work computer.

Trypophobia

Coprophilia

Fiscally conservative

Surströmming

High school.

Don't want to talk about it really.

Had fun! Would recommend it to anyone 18 and under.

You're better off learning a trade.

*insert school chant here*

Who do you trust the least with your data?

THE GOVERNMENT

Google

Facebook

Mum

How would you describe your preferred walking style?

A concerned shuffle

A dignified strut

A conspicuous shamble

A passive-aggressive charge

YOU ARE THE WALRUS

There's really no need for fat-shaming

Coo coo kachoo

Goo goo g'joob

They weren't around in the Miocene Sam, do your fucking research

Your supervisor has found a Master's student for you to supervise. The Master's student is a notorious YouTube comments section troll. What's your move.

I am the supervisor.

Just roll with it and poison said Master's student after two weeks.

I am the Master's student.

I can do some good and change this unfortunate soul. It is my duty, nay, my responsibility.

Do you think if Tupac was still alive he'd have made some garbage albums eventually?

This is very insensitive

Probably. Look at what happened to Eminem.

Tupac? Is that one of those new Finnish techno bands?

I like to think he'd have kept the Little Wayne's and Tekashi 69's out of the game.

I like these quizzes because....

I know Sam and if I don't do them I'm worried he'll get offended

I am so fucking bored

I like getting the constant Monty Python references

Buzzfeed is too mainstream

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