Which one of my cats are you?

Are you a smart cat?

I train myself, my human doesn't need to. I also know several nicknames.

I'm fairly average. I can be trained, but human has to do it.

Help! I'm lost in a closet. The door is open. Please come help me.

Are you brave?

Yes. But I am afraid of thunderstorms.

I like to think that I am, but if you yelled at me I'd be sad and scared.

Sorry, I missed the question because I was hiding under the bed. Someone looked at me.

Do you like affection?

On my terms. I prefer to sit near my human, not on them.

I will never leave your side. There will be cat hair on you at all times.

I want affection, but I'm too scared to ask for it.

Do you like to play?

Playing is for lesser creatures.

Yes, playing is fun!

I'm too scared to participate, but I will watch from a reasonable distance.

Are you a leader or a follower?

I'm a leader. Others follow me.

I will follow anyone who looks like they know what they're doing.

What? Sorry, I was hiding under the bed.

Are you active?

I get a healthy amount of activity.

I love food, not movement.

Yes, if you count constantly running out of the room in fear.

What are you like physically?

I am a healthy size.

My belly drags on the floor as I waddle.

Skinny little thing.

Your human refills your cat dish for dinner. How do you eat?

I'll eat a little and come back later. I like to graze.

I'll eat it all in seconds and then want more. I'm always hungry.

If I'm brave enough to come eat at all, I'll copy the other cats in their eating habits.

Your human brings home a new cat they've adopted. How do you react?

You couldn't care less, as long as they respect your space.

Friend!

You're mad at first, but if they're nice, you're okay with them.

The new cat won't stop pestering you. What do you do?

Beat them up and make them afraid of you.

Be sad but let them continue.

Hiss, then walk away.

Your human has a friend over. What do you do?

I don't care what they do. But I'm not moving from my spot.

Friend! Please pet me. Please feed me. I love you.

*runs and hides*

What do other humans usually do with you?

They admire how sophisticated I am. I am a queen.

They love to rub my belly. I'm very okay with it.

They admire my beauty.

Do you remember other humans that come back after visiting once?

I remember everyone, no matter how long it's been.

Who cares if I remember them? I love all things that breathe.

After a few days, yes.

Do you like the food your human eats?

I love human food. I try to sneak it off their plate.

No, I prefer my cat food.

I want it because it's not mine. I don't actually like it...I always forget about that.

You are an indoor cat, but you accidentally slip out an open window. What do you do now that you're outside?

Oops! I know where my human is, I'll just go to the door nearest them so they can let me back in.

I go sit in the grass, and human finds me later.

I freak out and run to god-knows-where. The neighbors find me later and give me back to my human.

How do you feel about other cats?

I do not associate with other cats. I am better than that.

Friend!

I have my bestie, but otherwise I keep to myself.

How do you feel about humans in general?

Humans are cool.

I love humans because they can feed me and pet me.

It looked at me! *runs and hides*

Do you love your human?

I like my human. My human understands me.

I might forget about them for a minute if someone else pets me or feeds me. But they are always my #1.

It might take me a while to be comfortable around them, but they become my safe space. I'd be sad if they left me for good.

Which one of my cats are you?

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