Which member of the Kotek Company are you? Take the quiz and find out!

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Discover Your Kotek Company Persona!

Have you ever wondered which member of the Kotek Company you resemble the most? Dive into this fun and engaging quiz to uncover your Kotekian identity! With ten entertaining questions, you'll explore various aspects of your personality.

Identify your unique traits.
Find out your ideal vacation.
Learn about your favorite music and food.

10 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DancingStar321

Question 1: Which of the following statements best describes you?

"It's not about sex, it's about the adventure of pleasure and the exploration of love and pain! "

"I'm not afraid to go all in! I'm an adrenaline junkie, and I'll try anything once!"

"I'm a gentle soul who has great respect for all living things. I'm a lover, not a fighter! "

"You think you've got dark secrets to hide? Tell me about it! "

Question 2: What is your favorite food?

"Oh, I'm sorry, were you asking me? I'm not a picky eater."

"I love all sorts of cuisine but my favorite food is sushi."

"Oooh, I like a good steak. With blood. Is that OK?"

"Whadya mean, favorite food? I can never decide what I want to order."

Question 4: Where do you usually hang out?

"I go to the park and play with my kotekian friends. I play fetch and hide and seek and dance and sing."

"Well, I hang out at the local cybercafé. I'm very socially active."

"I love to go to the beach and run around in the sand. It's a very spiritual experience. I also love to go to the moon, and ride rocketships."

"I love...I love art galleries."

Question 5: Where are you from?

"I was born in a village called Dorkov. It's on the border of Poland and Slovakia. My parents were farmers and they raised me and my two sisters. We had lots of land."

"I was born in a small town called Czarna Woda. But I don't like to think of myself as a "country kotek". I'm a city dweller."

"I was born on Earth, and I'll die on Earth. That's why I like to think of myself as a "world citizen", in a sense."

"I was born in the heart of the capital city of Kotekistan. I'm a citizen of the Kotek Company. This is where I will stay. I will never leave. Ever.

Question 6: What is your ideal vacation?

"I like traveling to distant planets or places where there's a lot of history or culture. But I don't like to be away from home too long. I guess you could say I'm a "culture-vulture". And I like "cultural experience". That's what vacations are for, right?"

"I like trips to the beach. I love the water and sun. And I like to travel light and have a good time. A girl's weekend getaway or a trip to an exotic location. I like a low-key vacation. I could spend a month in a hammock and not miss a minute. Is that weird?"

"I really like a luxurious hotel in a tropical paradise with a little hottie to accompany me. And then I like to take it to the next level in a secluded cove, with a bottle of champagne and no prying eyes or ears around.."

"I like to go to a secluded place. The further away from civilization, the better. I like to meditate and commune with the Earth. I like the peace and quiet. And I also like to do some hiking. I love nature."

Question 7: What's your favorite kind of music?

"I like rock, pop, hip hop...anything that makes me shake my groove thing."

"I like a variety of music. I'm into world music, like the Bulgarian zen rock, the Indian ragas, and the gypsy jazz."

"I like metal and classical. I'm a big fan of Beethoven. And I like to dance to his music."

"Nothing in particular. I like music that makes me feel something. I like music that makes me feel like screaming or crying, it's all about the feels for me."

Question 8: What's your favorite sexual position?

"Well, I like to be on top. But I really like being on the bottom, too. I like to be dominated and used so I can give my whole self to a partner. I like the powerplay, the connection, and the intense pleasure."

"Any position that allows me to see my partner's face. I like to know that my partner is having a good time, too. I like to be a "team player" and make sure everyone is satisfied. But I don't like being "on top" too often. I get too sore."

"I have several favorite positions. I like the classic missionary, the doggy style...what some people refer to as a "twat splitter." I also like the "spider." And my personal favorite is the "rope-a-dope." But none of these positions come close to my favorite position -- the "death grip." That's when I wrap my legs around my partner's neck and squeeze with all my might. I love to feel his Adam's apple move up and down."

"My favorite is the "deep throat." I like to open wide and give my partner an "oral astronomy lesson". It's intense, it's sexy, it's...well, it's just the best. That position allows for the greatest connection and the deepest intimacy, without actually having to have sex with your partner.

Question 9: Who taught you how to be a good Kotekian?

"Myself. I was self-taught and I think I'm the best."

"The kotekian Muses. They were my mentors and they taught me everything I know."

"How do you know I'm a Kotekian? I'm guessing you got a sense of humor. Or you're just a smart cookie."

"The Holy Kotek. Blessed be!"

Question 10: What are your drinking habits?

"I like my martinis shaken, not stirred. And I like my liquor straight up. But I also like to sip and savor the flavor. I don't drink every day of the week, but when I do, I make it count."

"I like drinking in moderation. I like to save the drinking for when I'm really, really bored. That way, I can fill up on liquid courage before the dull, dreary reality sets in."

"I like having a few drinks every now and then, but I don't get drunk. I don't do drugs. I don't smoke. And I'm a also moderate eater. I never go overboard."

"I drink every fuckin day of the week. I'm a binge drinker. I'm looking for an escape, a release, an outlet for my stress, something to mask the emptiness inside. When I'm drinking, I'm usually with a like-minded alcoholic individual, whether it's a platonic friend or a drunken one-night stand."

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