Which NYUDCGLS Character Are You?

1) Starting off strong: which class is your favorite:

Justin's silly seminars! Duh!

K's Klassy Konvention

Rub-dog's oriental renaissance... Everything is so...elusive...

Some super-political science-oriented elective

Class? What is that -_- ??

Gold's Gym.

2. Which of the following fits do you find the most flattering?

A chartreuse cardigan is obviously the way to go... Maybe some leather-toed boots to go with?

Bright colors! Probably some leggings and an ambiguously shaped top.

I like to accessorize... And extra arm and leg can't hurt!

I keep it clean. Suit jacket only. Maybe I'll even throw a tie in their if I'm feeling the sass.

Uh... poncho??? Do you even have to ask??

I like dark colors... Like grey, or green... or Oatmeal...

Which of the readings we've done so far have tickled your testosterone the most?

Plato... duh... the Noble lie had me hot and bothered all class long

I like a wide array of readings... My pallet can adapt to ANYTHING. I always seem to have exactly 3 thoughts to share...

Said. Orientalism.

The syllabus. It's so long... And intricate...

Bruv... What is "readingS." There is only 2 genders???

Instagram reels.

If you saw a child about to fall in a well, you would:

Laugh. Children are demons. Especially 8-year-olds.

RUN AND GRAB THE CHILD! PEOPLE HAVE VALUE AND LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!

It depends on which country I am in... No culture is monolithic, after all...

Pause and assess: what are the constitutional implications of this? Is anything even real... How can I comprehend the incomprehensible?

If it is a girl. Ignore. If it is a boy, ignore. If it is a non-binary? I pushed it.

I am the child falling in the well.

Who is your favorite philosopher?

It's a Monday holiday and you have the whole day to do whatever you want. You:

Read about 19th century Japanese history and indulge in a glass (or eight) of Zinfandel.

Go see a play! About muppets! And Tumblr!

I'm scheduling surgery

Sitting in my room in the dark. I contribute enough to genocide as it is...

DRINKING.

Isn't that like... Every day?

Last but not least, which of the following people would you most like to see the downfall of?

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