What animal are you most like in lockdown?

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What Animal Are You in Lockdown?

Ever wondered what animal you'd be during these strange times? Take this fun quiz to find out! Each question is crafted to capture your mood, habits, and reactions during lockdown, all while adding a sprinkle of humor.

Discover which animal embodies your lockdown persona.
Engage with quirky questions that reflect your everyday life.
Share your results with friends for some light-hearted fun!

8 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ExploringFox32

You wake up early to a bright and sunny morning. Do you...(Choose one)

Jump out of bed and get ready to go exercise, because you are the paragon of human goodness.

Groan and smash the nearest inanimate object to smithereens. Sigh, another day.

Maintain some semblance of hope and reach for your phone, only to be inundated with depressing news and terrible memes on social media.

Force yourself back to sleep through pure, desperate will. It will be the only self control you exercise all day.

You're stricken by an intense and unrelenting hunger. You go to the kitchen and see the neighbour's cat sitting on the windowsill. Do you...(Choose one)

Open the window to pet the cat, then continue on making a healthy and well-balanced meal.

Ask the cat for advice on what to cook, using its cold & apathetic stare to judge your meal ideas.

Capture and cook the cat.

Grab the unhealthiest item you can find and run out as fast as you can to avoid it's judgemental glare.

Stomach full, it's time to settle on an activity to kill time for the next few hours. Do you choose...(Choose one)

Video games.

TV or films.

Reading.

Existential thought.

Ring ring! Halfway through your activity, your phone rings. It's an invitation to a group video chat. Do you...(Choose one)

Deny it, rather disturbed, as you know you don't have any friends & are confused as to who could possibly be calling you.

Answer and happily participate in a group bonding session.

Strip off buck naked, turn off your light, and answer, ensuring that everyone in the call recognises that you're living through intense suffering and insanity.

Answer but barely contribute because you either can't be bothered or just have nothing to add, lockdown or no lockdown.

Boredom begins to set in and you stare out the window longingly. Do you imagine...(Choose up to two)

Yourself, performing normal activities such as meeting friends, working, or taking a leisurely walk.

Yourself getting absolutely blasted on drugs and alcohol in your club/bar/park of choice.

A cloud of disinfectant raining from the skies, falling onto your warm, soft skin and purifying your sinful & disgusting soul.

Nothing, instead becoming hypnotically transfixed on a lamp post.

The lights in your house suddenly go out. You check your phone to see no signal or internet. There's rustling outside. You hear a short, sharp knock on your window, and look up to see a pair of eyes staring at you. You are terrified. Do you...(Choose one)

Hide, anywhere, in desperate hope that they won't find you or someone will save you in time

Grab the gun, knife, sword, knuckle dusters and bazooka you keep under your pillow and launch them all at the window

Run out of your house screaming, only to trip over a pebble and fall in a bin

Pee everywhere, for no particular reason at all

It's time for bed! Let's start your evening ritual. Do you...(Choose one)

Wash your face, brush your teeth, and get into your cotton crisp pajamas. You love sleep and being good.

Do nothing. You have no concept of night and day any more. Before you is only a vast expanse of nothing. The clock doesn't stop ticking.

Decide you are a grown up, and bed time is a childish concept. You keep doing whatever you're doing until you pass out in an uncomfortable position, only to wake halfway through the night and realise you were being defiant for no reason. You crawl into bed.

Snuggle up with your loved one, whether that be a fellow human, pet, body pillow, or robotic butler you have constructed out of finished toilet roll tubes.

What animal are you most like in lockdown?

What Animal Are You in Lockdown?

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