Are You A Vivacious Lemon Or A Purple Petunia? Find Out Here!
Lemon or Petunia: Find Your Floral Persona!
Are you more of a vivacious lemon or a whimsical purple petunia? Take this quirky quiz to discover your floral alter ego! With a mix of humor and creative questions, you'll get insights into your garden personality in no time.
- 16 entertaining questions
- Fun and unique choices
- Uncover your botanical side
Why do you go to Lowe's?
To make my garden better.
To get the grains out of my carpet.
To get a new hoe.
To get a garbage bag.
What kind of cold corpse are you?
Dog
Cat
The inevitability of pain and suffering.
Fish
What zodiac sign are you based on your lemons (or petunias)?
Aries
Ophiuchus
Hanukkah
Libra
What rank was your dog in his class?
Top
Medium
Average
The Worst
How truly grainy is your carpet?
The grainiest
Grain
Super
Mediocre Grainage
What staple type do you prefer?
All
Many
Curvy
Straight
How many stories have you ruined in your lifetime?
All
Many
Yes
3
How violent is your neighbor?
I am the neighboor.
The violentiest
He killed my _______
I think he's pretty cool.
Was your restraining order request approved?
Yes!
No
To Be Announced
What restraining order?
Is it a dream?
No way
I don't even have a dog
YES, PLEASE
Never.
Where is your camera hidden?
The upper right corner of the wallpaper
How did you not notice it?
Camera
Mmm.
What do you hold dear to you?
My vivacious petunias
My purple petunias
My purple lemons
My vivacious lemons.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?
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What do you remember like it was yesterday?
All.
My top dog!
The plague.
My bat mitzvah!
How should you make your garden better?
I don't know. I don't even have a garden.
Go to Lowe's.
Fertilize it with your dead dog.
The Battle of Cannae (/ˈkæni/ or /ˈkæneɪ/) was a major battle of the Second Punic War that took place on 2 August 216 BC in Apulia, in southeast Italy. The army of Carthage, under Hannibal, decisively defeated a larger army of the Roman Republic under the consuls Lucius Aemilius Paullus and Gaius Terentius Varro. It is regarded both as one of the greatest tactical feats in military history and as one of the worst defeats in Roman history.
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