ARE YOU THE ALPHA
Are You The Alpha?
Discover your dominant personality traits with our quirky quiz! Answer fun and outrageous questions to see if you have what it takes to be the "alpha" in various situations. From hilarious encounters to serious opinions, this quiz covers it all!
Are you ready to:
- Assert your dominance
- Explore your views on relationships
- Find out your snack preferences
Your girls ex boyfriend, shrek, shows up at your door wearing nothing but a loincloth, you respond by...
Leave the room for a bit and come back wearing an even smaller loincloth, displaying your 23 inch horse cock, therefore asserting dominance
Turn him around and show him whos the top in this situation
You blush and glance at the floor "I....this is...so wrong"
"Dad?"
Slam the door
Invite him in for tea
Tell him to put some damn clothes on
Thoughts on women in the work force?
You mean prostitutes and strippers?
I like myself an independent woman
Women are just as good as men
HA! pathetic, they just couldn't find any men for the job
The bosses know what motivates us, how are we going to get through the day if we dont have a nice ass to look at?
How big is your pp
5 inches
Orange
127mm
12 inches
Wouldnt you like to know
Why dont you come find out?
Tits or ass
Dick
Tits
Ass
Feet
Glowing eyes
You and your girl are mashing some hot potatoes in her bedroom. Her dad walks in, how do you respond?
"you want in?"
*uncontrollable sobbing*
Do a back flip out the window and run hole with your pants half way up
Get up and calmly shut the door
"mom?"
"have fun cleaning this up" *fuccboi giggles*
Music taste?
Death metal
Classical
Rap
Pop
Electronic
Dying children
Aesthetic music
Whatever top 40 is
Your girl breaks up with you because you cheated on her with her step bro, in response you...
Beg for forgiveness
Cry for weeks
Do cocaine
Go have sex with every living creature within a 6 mile radius
Find someone else
Buy 3 cats
Make a tiktok about how awful your ex was
You see a hot girl on instagram, what do you comment?
Youre so hot
Wow, keep it up!
Your so hot
I dont comment, im not a monster
Nice jugs ma'am
Your girl has friends of your gender. you...
Accept that its platonic and its ok
Force her to drop them
Let her be friends with them but only to show her off
She cant have any friends. I'm the only one
Only if she tells me who she cheated on me with
Only if I get more attention
A woman in the mall has lost her child and is asking for help. you...
Tell her it will be ok, help her find the child
Only help if the child is a girl, because girls are helpless and boys can do things on their own
Dont help her. You have better things to do. She should have kept better eyes on her kids. That is her only job.
Ask her to dinner
Tell a yo mama joke. So funny!
Should women vote?
Of course! Its their right
If they're educated, yes
They dont know what they're talking about, no
Who is your idol
Ted bundy
Beyonce
Shrek
Chris hemsworth
Charles darwin
Favorite snack?
C h e e s e
Popsicles :)
Protein bars
Phat pussy
Granola bars
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