Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

A humorous cartoon image of a suburban dad holding a barbecue spatula, standing next to a minivan in a suburban neighborhood, with children playing in the background and a friendly dog by his side.

Discover Your Inner Suburban Dad!

How well do you really know your suburban dad persona? Take this fun quiz to find out if you embody the ultimate Suburban Dad™ stereotype! With humor and nostalgia, each question will lead you to humorous insights about yourself and the classic suburban life.

7 engaging multiple-choice questions
Uncover your dad traits and preferences
Share your results with friends and family

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by ChillDad2023

You are a Suburban Dad™, you married this Classic Suburban Mom™.

Sharon: Has at least 500 Starbucks Stars at all times. The list of petnames she has for her four children include: pumpkin, sweetpea, honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin. Doesn't believe in vaccines.

Helen: Winner of the 2012-2015 Washington Middle School Bake-Off. Most often found at your local SoulCycle and is the designated carpool driver of her son Joshua's friend group.

Deborah: Graduated from Harvard Business School in 1987 and has been a full time bitch since then. Always ready to spill the hot goss and the 411. Oh, you don't shop exclusively at Lululemon and Maison Margiela? Bye.

Melissa: Her Honda SUV proudly displays "Honor Role Mom", "Cal Poly SLO Mom", and her stick figure family is her, her two daughters, and their dog, because she forgot to order a sticker for her husband (you).

What's your go-to dad joke?

What time did the person go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Banana.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have an H2O". The second one says, "I'll have a water, too."

How many times have you gotten divorced?

None! What the heck !!!!

Once - I got divorced, then married my wife again because I love her THAT much.

5? Maybe 6?? I lost count after the third time.

Actually my girl friend and I never got married, we just have kids and a family together.

What is your Dad trait?

World's biggest movie nerd, loves movies as much as Quentin Tarantino loves feet.

Ridiculously fit for a dad, somehow more fit than Chris Traeger from Parks.

Traveled abroad in college and tripped on acid, discovered the secrets of the universe. Now only swears by indica.

Your kids get the best and latest tech products because you work at a software company.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

Discover Your Inner Suburban Dad!

More Quizzes