What's Your Quarantine Love Language?

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What's Your Quarantine Love Language?

Find out how you navigate love and relationships during quarantine with our fun quiz! Answer quirky questions to discover your unique quarantine love language and see how you stack up against others in these unusual times.

Light-hearted questions
Explore your personality
Relate to the experience of social distancing

7 Questions2 MinutesCreated by LaughingPineapple42

How many weeks worth of toilet paper did you buy when social distancing was first announced?

I was already stocked up

1-2 packs (so others could buy some too)

As much as I could legally purchase

None -- bidet all the way, babyyy

You're stuck inside on a beautiful night (again). What do you do?

Create an Instagram account for the small fly you trapped in a glass

FaceTime your high school english teacher, just to see how he's been these past 15 years

Get some fresh air on your balcony while letting out a prolonged screech of despair

Open Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and FarmersOnly.com, in that order

About how many alcoholic beverages are you consuming per week?

None, my body is a temple (wait... Does kombucha count?)

Just a few to celebrate special occasions, like breakfast

I only measure by the case now

My lawyer would encourage me not to answer this

Which one of these people would be your ideal quarantine partner?

Matthew McConaughey but with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice

Silence is my best and only friend

A flock of geese that bake a mean loaf of sourdough

Ina Garten, but she has to stay sober

What's your preferred method of socially-distant exercise?

Sprinting around the neighborhood yelling, “THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING!!!”

Aggressively sobbing while cradling a 2x4

Kneading dough until your forearms look like two Burmese pythons

Going to the most visible public space, taking your shirt off, and thrusting a kettlebell around until someone calls 911

After one month of quarantine, how have your feelings changed towards your partner?

They haven't, I don't have one and at this rate I never will

They blink too loud and it's going to ruin our relationship

I love them more than ever, but it might just be Stockholm Syndrome

Oh my god... I forgot... I have a partner???

Finally, what's your ideal quarantine date?

Adventure! We travel to the furthest reaches of his pantry

Romance! We dance to a shitty Soundcloud DJ's EDM remix of "Tenerife Sea"

Exercise! We do 3 burpees on his carpet, get distracted by the bag of Tostitos on the counter and forget what we were doing

Fun! We have a Zoom happy hour with his family, where his uncle accidentally stands up naked on camera and ruins family Christmas forever

What's Your Quarantine Love Language?

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