Which member of the thiccest crew on campus are you

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Which Thiccest Crew Member Are You?

Ever wondered which member of the thiccest crew on campus you resonate with the most? Take this fun quiz and find out your inner crew spirit!

Engaging questions about your social habits
Multiple-choice format for easy answering
Discover what makes you unique among friends!

14 Questions4 MinutesCreated by ChillinCat257

It's a Friday night. You pull up to the Tiki Room and there are three of the gang just chilling, low-stakes, already there. What do you do?

Chill with them

Propose a group dinner at like Cane's or something

Try to organize a fun event (group hide+seek, talent show, drinking game)

It's a Saturday night. You head down to the Tiki Room and there are four of your friends loudly discussing their spirit animals. What do you do?

Introduce booze to the conversation

Give your input on spirit animals

Watch the discussion play out and keep people from hurting each other

It's your birthday, and someone texted in the group chat that there should be a celebration. What would you prefer?

Night-long rager, everyone brings themselves and 3 guests

Solid party, include some close friends outside the crew

Lowkey kickback, just the gang

You no longer have a middle name. There is an empty space on every legal document of yours between your first and last name. Your new middle name is...

D'raqthnor

Bortolone

Morgan

You've been invited to a costume party, what do you wear?

Regular clothes, think of what you'll call it on the way there

A cheap but fun Walmart costume

A homemade masterpiece you made out of stuff lying around your room

Which superpower and weakness combination do you choose?

Interdimensional travel // deathly allergic to hugs

Teleportation // literal kryptonite

Healing powers // nobody ever believes you're a superhero

You come across a bridge guarded by a troll, who will only let you pass if you answer his riddle. You...

Bribe the troll with a tasty treat

Answer the riddle correctly

Introduce organized religion to the troll

Fuck the troll

At dinner, two of your friends are speaking in bad New Jersey accents. You...

Join them, and become the last one to stop speaking like that

Laugh, make a Jersey Shore joke

Do that loud exhale/mini laugh you do when you see a funny meme

Smile and let them know how dumb they look.

A Chapman band has one of their songs blow up on TikTok, and become a meme song a la Darude Sandstorm. You...

Join TikTok for the sole purpose of making and consistently releasing TikToks with that song in them

Frequently make comedic references to the song semi-frequently

Laugh at the related TikToks your friends make

Scoff at the trend and say something like "This makes me physically ill"

What best describes Hyunjic?

God

Sweetheart

A really really good guy

Chapman's coolest cat

A friend asks to try your meal. You...

Do the "here comes the airplane" bit

Give them a bite, then say "that'll be $4.20"

Try to transfer the taste of your food telepathically

Let them try it

Which movie would you most like to watch right now?

The Room (Tommy Wiseau)

Guardians of the Galaxy (James Gunn)

The Kung Fu Panda Trilogy (Mark Osborne, John Stevenson)

Star Wars: A New Hope (George Lucas)

You are invited to Dean Jerry Price's house for a nice dinner. You...

Try to seduce him in exchange for free tuition

Speak in an Irish accent the whole time

Crack a couple of edgy jokes with Dean Price over a brewski

Thank him for inviting you and compliment his home

Which of these bands would you most like to see live, for free?

Dave Matthews Band

Thundercat

Selena Gomez

Smash Mouth

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