Gay instrumentalist

What is my sexuality?

Homosexual

Pansexual

I want to sex-u-al

Asexual

How many ukuleles do I own?

Who the fuck cares

How tall am I?

5'8"

Well, the ego adds a few inches.

5'7"

5'9"

True or false?

True

False

Are you fucking joking

True

Is slaughtering an animal, by denotation, considered murder?

Yes

Why am I still here?

Is slaughtering an animal, by denotation, considered killing?

Yes

There's a difference?

Who was the last king of Shu?

Liu Bei

Guan Yu

Zhang Fei

Lu Bu

Who was the first emperor of Shu?

Liu Bei

Liu Shan

Guan Yu

Zhuge Liang

How am I structuring this quiz?

Whatever I think of

How many people did I send this quiz to?

Just you

Two others and you

None, you fucking hacker

All the Jews

How many partners have I had?

Two girlfriends, one boyfriend

One girlfriend, one boyfriend

No girlfriends, one boyfriend

No girlfriends, two boyfriends

Who is my favourite ancient Japanese warlord?

Oda Nobunaga

Date Masamune

Azai Nagamasa

Akechi Mitsuhide

Who is my second favourite Ancient Japanese warlord?

Oda Nobunaga

Azai Nagamasa

Akechi Mitsuhide

Maeda Toshiie

Who is my least favourite ancient Japanese warlord?

Oda Nobunaga

Kinoshita Taketoro

Akechi Mitsuhide

Hashiba Hideyoshi

To impress a girl, I once learned every word to over a dozen "Falling in Reverse" songs.

False, it was "Red Hot Chili Peppers"

False, it was only one song

False, it straight up didn't happen

True

What will I do when Ptolemy is genetically male?

Cry

Simply enjoy life since he would be happier, so I would be happier

Suck his dick literally ASAP

Give him time to adjust to living in a body he is more comfortable with, then start to be sexual again

Which is the name of one of my brothers?

Zack

Lime

Taylor

Marcus

When did Ptolemy and I begin dating?

Christmas, 3:23 am

Winter Solstice, 3:23 am

Christmas, 2:32 am

Winter Solstice, 2:32 am

Have I ever had my sperm's fertility checked?

Yes

What do I plan to do when I'm older?

Forensic Science Technician

Army

Baker

Lol who knows

Despite what the police said, I believe my sister...

Was murdered

Killed herself

The person I am most scared of is

Myself

Sara

Rebecca

My father

How many times have I actually attempted suicide?

None, thanks friends

Once

Four times

I lost track

I have a fetish for being licked

Yes

Oml fuck yes

Wtf Hell no

Who is my best Mortal Kombat character?

Liu Kang

Scorpion

Sonya Blade

Jax

How many times have I given somebody my word?

Less than ten, it is sacred to me.

Semi frequently, just like a promise

All the time, it means nothing to me

When was the first time I was kissed?

Kindergarten

New years eve

New years day

Sixth grade

(A boy kissed my cheek) But my actual first kiss was

New years eve

New years day

Sixth grade

What song is playing in my head right now?

Treasure - Bruno Mars

Statues - EDEN

Cake by the Ocean - DNCE

One Dance - Drake

If I could be doing anything right now, what would it be?

Thinking of more questions

Sleeping

Ptolemy

Flying

I want to pierce my

Left eyebrow

Right eyebrow

Dick

Lower lip

Would I trade Ptolemy for my sister?

Absolutely

Not a chance

Why don't I exercise more?

I'm terrified of failure

I'm fucking lazy

I'm comfortable with my body

I already exercise a lot

Who was the first person I ever asked out?

Ptolemy Stiles

Madisyn (?)

Noelle Medica

Bree Purdy

Who was the first person to ask me out?

Ptolemy Stiles

Madisyn (?)

Noelle Medica

Bree Purdy

Who was my first crush?

Alexis from first grade

Tommy from first grade

Avril Lavigne

My preacher

Now what do I want more than anything?

To be with Ptolemy

To wear a dress

To cry

To backflip into a handstand

That was close af, but I thought of something better

To wear a dress with Ptolemy

What bothers me the most about Sara?

Homophobia

Denying Ptolemy support

Transphobia

Constant MS excuse

What have I actually been living with for years but never told anybody, so congrats Abbie.

I sleep with two pairs of underwear

I sleep with no underwear

I want to be a hairdresser dude

I once jerked off my little brother

It's getting hot in here

So take off all your clothes

So turn on the fucking AC

What's my favourite kind of porn

Anime futanari

Yaoi manga

Oreos

Midget

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