If not a ship, what is 'an hermaphrodite'?

An archaic and now offensive term for an intersex person.

A cart

A cart and also a politician

A politician and also a cart

Literally anything that I want it to be! Everything is an hermaphrodite. Those d-mned centrists. An escaped sheep. My coat.

How do you feel about women's clothing?

It is mannish and disgusting.

It is an hermaphrodite.

The men are worse.

I can't believe they crossdress on stage. How ridiculous.

How do you feel about men who dress as women?

What a quaint country custom! By all means, if a cop tries to stop them, ATTACK HIM WITH A ROLLING PIN!

Are they Welsh

Are they Irish

Moral debasement! Sexy moral debasement!

Pshaw! They dress as women to beg alms, elliciting sympathy from poor unknowing housewives!

Are they French

How do you feel about women who dress as men?

Got a new one every year, seducing the other young ladies. Keep having to annul their marriages.

Do you mean the SINGULAR case of last week's FEMALE HUSBAND?

Soon all women shall do so! They are attempting to usurp the sterner sex!

I don't like them onstage, and may write a scathing article on the topic.

Probably just looking to murder a dude.

What is the purpose of letters to the editor?

Well, Sir, I read a fascinating Book lately on the unique capabilities of Worms-

To decry the dress of modern young women.

To decry the treatment of the poor.

To decry the poor.

To decry politicians I dislike (in a misogynist manner).

To decry Queens I dislike.

Pick a description of your historical crossdressing persona:

His Face was pale and ghastly, and indicated late Nights and Debauches. Ln short. What with Spindle-Shanks. hollow Eyes. And affected Simpering, he was the most complete Maccaroni that ever disgraced a British Senate.

You wear a mousseline-de-laine dress and slate-coloured polka, and a straw bonnet and black veil, but remove it during sentencing.

He generally appeared in women's clothes, with the exception of wearing a common man's hat.

You demanded a judge duel you for failing to give you your clothes back on release from prison.

You once stole 48 kegs of gin.

French spy in Lisbon.

A doctor agreed to pay you 5s. A week to dissect your body on death. You outlived him.

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