Which Arivaca QuaranTEAM member R U?!

Your Niche:

A cashier told me I look like an Irish Princess (nice)

Loves big glasses of milk! Sometimes a few in a row!

Takes pictures of the dog reading Atlas Shrugged (as seen) just to be INFLAMMATORY

Surprisingly sexy Russian accent

Yells from across the house so you will come look at how CUTE the DOG is being right now

Thorough knowledge of early Rome

Has already guessed your zodiac sign, done a tarot card reading about you, predicted your death

Deeply fascinated by all facts about multiples (twins, triplets etc)

How do you relate to the cats of the house?

Oh, just fine, but you are not my PERFECT, HANDSOME BOY

Hello cats do you want a little treat?

You are my children

Analyzing their behavior because I watch Jackson Galaxy the cat whisperer

On Reality TV:

Started Love Is Blind, has a LOT of questions about reality romance production

Has ALL the answers re: reality romance production, is relieved that someone is finally asking

Tiger King (yikes)

I'll be in my room

Passionate/ Defensive about

I am NOT the only person who LOVES MILK

Julius Caesar did NOT name the month of July after himself to be famous, that was done by OTHER PEOPLE after he DIED; he was just TRYING to fix the ROMAN CALENDAR to better align with the EARTH'S ORBIT

WHY WOULD ANYONE AGREE TO DECIDE AT THE ALTER IF THEY WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE ON TV? WHY IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED??

The pitaya fruit on the sahuaro cactus looks like a vagina and its GAY to eat one

My dog does NOT like ATLAS SHRUGGED, he is a PUP of the PEOPLE

You GUYS, if you keep COMPLAINING during the Serenity movie, we are turning it OFF, I understand it is DIFFERENT than the SHOW, but PLEASE, STOP

Compares going to the grocery store in a small, desert town during quarantine to... THE ACADEMY AWARDS!

Myths and Monsters ISN'T boring! It's a beautiful TRIBUTE to DEVIANTART

What's on your screen?

Wholesome family dramas based in southern california (almost exclusively)

Touring Dracula's Castle virtually

Falling asleep to art restoration videos on youtube, falling in love with the man who does them

The films I am making because I am a bad ass film-maker

Texting my beautiful girlfriend

Making this quiz all day long whew

BEJEWELED

Tarot Card App

Favorite desert animal

No need. I have my dog! Look at my dog!

I still gasp every time I see a deer

Vultures, because they look drunk when they fly

Neighbor's cat with large, painful looking nipples

Special Grocery Shop Request

Whipped cream, to spray into my mouth as a treat (5x daily)

Quality cheese, please!

Can't think of anything, all snacks are created equal

6 bottles of wine, for PASSOVER ;)

What protective mask are you?

Gas mask, take no chances

Practical surgical mask

Pretty cloth mask, not very effective but made with love!

Coffee filter with rubber bands

Exercise or whatever?

Scrubbin those hands

Eyeing the electric bike ;)

Hyperventilating while playing The Color Run (app)

Morning yoga on ze YouTube

I went for a fucking run!!!! I'm alive!!

O-r-g-a-s-m

Stressing about Covid-19

The occasional walk in beautiful Arivaca nature

And last but not least, what brought you to spend your quarantine in this sweet little town of 700 people in the borderlands of Southern AZ?

Doing aid work and being broke :)

Humanitarian aid, 7 years ago <3

I moved for love, sue me

Took a trip to clear my mind (leave LA and move in with my sister for the pandemic)

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