Are you a cool noodle?

Its sat night...wyd

Doing coke in a pz portapotty

At cms wopo tryna get them to play young dumb and broke by Elton John

Idk I already fell off the hub and broke my face

Peeing...all...the...time

Wyd for fun?

Find student IDs and selling them for $10 on the black market

Watch the sponge lady in the geology room

Walk around the 5cs to find a dryer that works

Go to Kayla Krilove's heels class

What's your fav position?

Anything where I cn be a starfish

Idc im blacked out for all of it anyways

I LIKE POWER

As long as we're listening to "she thinks my tractor's sexy" I'm happy

How does ur typical night out end?

In a cmc dorm w randos

Convincing cane's man to keep the store open for u

Emo pooping w friends

Hospital

Favorite song?

AJR 100 bad days

What's my age again? (Lil Wayne Remix) - Blink 182

The entire Pitch Perfect 2 Soundtrack

FACK - eminem

What's your ideal first date?

Going to doms high asf & chugging root beer from the pitcher

Claremont village ghost tour

Spending a night at the knight's motel by the highway

Going to noodle world & then getting food poisoning together

What's ur rock bottom?

Rolling at a mentor sesh

Seeing coach AND cms coach on walk of shame

Licking a frozen burrito like a lollipop in an iowan health store

Crying when the hub made ur quesadilla w american cheese

What's ur life long dream?

Meeting lucidious

Living in tony hawk's basement

Farting in trump's face

Understanding the meaning of life

You have to dedicate your life to a sport...which one?

Toe wrestling

Wife carrying

Shin kicking

Anything in the summer redneck games

Instant RAGE?

Cmc apts turn off "the less ik the better"

Someone expects u to drink something other than fireball

U don't have any oatmeal to put ur weed honey stick in for breakfast

Uncle jimmy's bbq went out of business

Instant NUT?

Hippie sabotage touches u

U wake up and coronavirus is a nightmare

Everyone that hasnt paid u back yet immediately does

Listening to space jesus high as balls

Thing u miss most abt school?

Shoving face in donald mckenna anniversary cake

Stealing collins lollipop jar

Sleeping over @ cms baseball suite

Doms...just...doms

Are you a cool noodle?

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