Jordan
The Witty Wisdom Quiz
Test your knowledge and have a good laugh with our Witty Wisdom Quiz! This quiz features a mix of fun, quirky, and thought-provoking questions that will keep you entertained while challenging your brain.
Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or just want to see how many laughs you can squeeze out of 12 hilarious questions, this quiz is for you. Join in for:
- Humorous scenarios
- Challenging yet funny questions
- A good time with friends or solo
4+5+6
9
11
15
16
What is 6.9
A decimal number
69?
A number
A bunch of fun getting ruined by a period
So this chicken he just big chillen on this big ass barn ya know and this rooster boy this rooster is on top of his game and he fucks this chicken good so the barn is red Stacey’s hair is blond and joe, joe is doing crack in the basement of the barn so the dishes have been washed the towels folded the toilet water drained and filled back up and the rooster lays a egg on the barn and the barn is facing north south and a huge gust of wind comes out of the east and the egg blows off which way did it blow off
East
West
North
South
Ben caught it
I have no idea
Chickens don’t lay eggs
It didn’t break
Roosters don’t lay eggs
The chicken came first
The egg came first
If you are trapped in a car with a crow bar what do you do
Break the window
Call for help
Cry
Cry again
Cry some more
Unlock the door
How many sides does a stop sign have
4
7
9
10
8
First president
Abraham Lincoln
Obama
Trump
Henry the 5th
Bill nye
Benjamin Franklin
George Washington
If a man throws a brick in the air and his buddy bets he can throw it higher and there is a plane flying and a woman tries to sneak a bird on it but the pilot is smoking a cigar but the lady is mad at the pilot smoking a cigar and throws the bird out the window but the first guy to throw the brick only sank 5 ft but the second guy threw it higher so how far did the brick go
10ft
It never came down
I need better calculation
How does the second story relate
The bird has it in its mouth
What color is a red brick to hunter
Green
Red
Yellow
Blue
Shut up he’s color blind
Knock knock
Who’s there
Owls
Owls who?
Yes yes they do
Why do chickens not wear underwear?
Because it’s funny
What about roosters
It’s classy
Because their pecker is on their head
I’m sexy and?
I know it
I’m sexier
I’m dumb
Cute
Complete this problem 69+420
489
500
490
A hell of a good time
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