Which cartoon character’s sexual pathology do you share?

What’s the most important quality in a partner?

How many partners would you have in a year?

1: I can barely convince anyone to get with me

1: I save myself for true love’s kiss

2: I’m not above trading up now and then

3-9: I’m not afraid of getting busy with the groupies

10+: I can’t get enough

What is your biggest deal breaker?

They look too different to me

They look too similar to me

I don’t have one; if they’re roughly my type I want a taste

Sexual inexperience; they can’t be rusty if they want to get with me

They aren’t willing to call the shots in bed

What is your ideal foreplay?

A sensual massage; we both need to be tuned up and well-aligned before we get to the action

Things heat up quickly with some fiery sub-dom roleplay

We sniff each other’s musky pits; the stench is lethal but it gets us in the mood

I go straight for the hole and begin to unleash the viscous tide it conceals

We cook a wholesome meal together over a glass of French red wine

What gets you going in the act?

When they pull my hair

Seeing my partner descend from regal composure to that of a common whore

Exhausting my partner until they’ve got nothing left to give

My partner’s animal roars of ecstasy

Watching my partner get revved up about how sexy and talented I am

What do you say in the afterglow?

Oh man, I can’t feel my toes. I don’t have any toes! I think I need a hug

I love you, my princess

Zzzzzzzzz

Help yourself to a towel on your way out

Oh baby, you know how to get fancy with the spices

How many children do you want?

None, I’m a lone ranger

I’ll probably just have a pet, I’m always been more fond of rodents than children

5+, my kind tends to have big litters

I don’t care; I won’t be looking after any of them

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