VCC Wonker/Zoomer Assessment

Your manager asks you to go undercover and stake out an event. Do you:

Find a reason that you shouldn't go

Immediately start working on your disguise

Only go if someone else is going

The office has been quiet for about a half hour. Your chief of staff interrupts the silence with a thundering burp. How do you respond?

Rate it

Vomit

Pretend you didn't hear it

A very loud, heated debate has broken out suddenly about where you can find the best pizza in Corpus Christi. Do you:

Stare straight ahead and hope it's over soon

Stand out of your chair and assert your opinion until everyone else agrees

Take mental notes on who has good pizza taste but don't contribute

Your coworker has inexplicably pulled a karoake microphone out of her desk and has started singing a made up song. How does this make you feel?

Like singing along and writing down all of these brilliant lyrics

Like putting your headphones on/closing your door so you can finish what you were working on

Watch the show and wonder how long that microphone has been there

An emergency has broken out. Your coworker frantically asks the entire room how she can create a fake mustache. What do you do?

Start searching for materials to make one

Wish you had worked from home today

Laugh at the absurdity of your workplace

You're in an uber on a work trip, crammed into the backseat with two other coworkers. The uber is speeding and hits a bump. Your head hits the top of the car. What's your reaction?

"Ugh."

"Weeeeee!"

Your coworkers have all begun trying to piece together the family tree of the Bird family, a local family that owns a stamp company, for no specific reason. Which best describes your thoughts?

Birds aren't real.

We need to stalk the entire internet and learn as much as we can.

I'm not sure what's happening, but I like it.

A polly has been sent to the chat asking the team what color a piece of clothing is. This has caused an uproar, as people seem to wildly disagree. Which describes you?

Frantically typing in the chat

Muting the chat and maybe reading it all later, but probably not

Answer the poll and watch the chaos in the chat

It's Friday. It's quiet, and it's been a long week. Everyone has been working particularly hard. Your coworker has announced that they want to yeet something off of the roof. What do you tell them?

Yeah....no.

Encourage them! It's yeeting time.

Let them rant and secretly hope they'll yeet something small

How excited were you to take this quiz?

This is a monumental moment in VCC lore!

This could have been an email.

I just like quizzes.

VCC Wonker/Zoomer Assessment

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