TFSP News Quiz: 010818

1) Canada is no stranger to winter cold, but right now, it’s so cold in Canada that:

A) Sugar Maple trees are unable to produce sap, which will lead to a major Maple Syrup drought in 2018

B) The zoos have had to move their penguins into an indoor exhibits

C) Despite having extremely insulated walls, water reservoirs are freezing

D) Some cities have lifted their snow shoveling requirements, as it’s unsafe for citizens

2) Medics have come up with a new rub-on gel that is being hyped as the new Viagra. Strangely, one of the key controversial ingredients in the gel is:

A) Explosive Nitroglycerin

B) Jellyfish Extract

C) Epinephrine

D) Ghost Pepper

3) A UK man went on vacation in North Africa, and while out on a hosted tour, contracted African Salmonella. When he returned home, the infection took a turn for the worse, and THIS happened:

A) His right leg had swollen up to the size of a medium Christmas tree

B) All of his fingers and toes lost their nails

C) His hair went from silver to jet black

D) One of his testicles grew 10x in size and then ruptured

4) A town in Portugal drew some heavy criticism last week as they held their yearly tradition for the end of Christmas. This tradition has gone on for CENTURIES, and encourages the town’s Children as young as FIVE to do this:

A) Bully other kids

B) Smoke cigarettes

C) Lose their virginity

D) Give themselves a tattoo

TFSP News Quiz: 010818

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