Which prophet book protagonist are you?

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Which Prophet Book Protagonist Are You?

Discover your inner prophet character with our engaging quiz! Dive into the world of renowned prophetic figures and explore how your reactions, aesthetics, and ideals align with them.

8 thought-provoking questions
Multiple choice answers to reflect your personality
Find out which prophet book protagonist embodies your spirit!

8 Questions2 MinutesCreated by DreamingCloud42

You're minding your own business, when suddenly you are seized with a vision of brilliant light and glorious retribution. What is your immediate reaction?

I freak out, ignore it, and hope very hard that it doesn't happen again.

I immediately start looking for someone who knows what it means, so I can work out how to react.

Confident that such visions only ever portend bad shit, I start researching a way to deal with whatever caused it.

Glorious retribution sounds neat. I annihilate everyone who has ever hurt me.

Describe your aesthetic.

Low-maintenance, comfy and unobtrusive -- simple t-shirts, oversized hoodies, and a lot of black.

Functionally performative -- I dress to look poised and put-together, which is how I want to be seen.

Take a patterned print; add several other patterned prints; throw on a few bright colours; add shades.

Practical, durable, and sharply limited by cost. I don't look stylish, but I can run if I have to.

Hypothetically speaking, obviously - what WOULD you get revenge on if you could?

Anyone who has hurt the people I love.

Cisnormativity.

Every shitty teacher who didn't take me seriously.

My family.

Pick an onion headline.

'Day Chalked Up As Loss By 10:15 A.M.'

'Report: Today The Day They Find Out You're A Fraud'

'Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start'

'Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day'

Forget revenge a moment. What one thing would you fix about the world if you could?

I think making people more predisposed to kindness would fix a lot of other problems, too.

Capitalism cannot be unfucked at this point; I'd replace it with a better system.

All our problems are interconnected - I couldn't choose just one of them to solve.

I just want to make sure my friends and I can always be together.

Pick the scenario most likely to make you cry.

I'm acutely afraid of letting down someone I love.

I feel fundamentally misunderstood, and maybe even impossible to understand.

There's no good solution to a problem, and I have to pick one anyway.

Someone listened when I mentioned something I liked, and got it for me.

If you could make one change in your own life, no negative consequences attached, what would it be?

I'd make sure I had the support and resources to pursue my goals without burning out.

I'd commit to living my life authentically and sincerely.

I'd learn everything i've ever wanted to learn, and have that be a sustainable way to live.

I'd be independent, and share my life only with people who want me to be happy.

Finally, and inevitably: pick a song from the hypothetical soundtrack.

Nobody - mitski

Sprawl ii (mountains beyond mountains) - arcade fire

L.e.s. artistes - santigold

Wagon wheel - laura jane grace

Which prophet book protagonist are you?

Which Prophet Book Protagonist Are You?

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