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What is your emotional response to the following statement? "egg"

Neutral

Somewhat troubled

Deeply troubled

Sensual

What 4 letter word describes your feelings towards this image

Favorite texting face??

OWo

O3o

;)

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

>:P

About how often do you text your grandmother about her prostate issues?

Daily. I am very concerned about her prostate and I am always willing to text her to offer advice on how to clean up unwanted messes that her issue presents.

Weekly. I care a little bit but its kinda gross

Maybe whenever she sends me one of those letters that asks why I haven't asked her about her prostate? Otherwise not often

Close to never. I know nothing about prostates and I do not think I could offer any valuable consolation

Never. Fuck grandma

Why can't you read?

I never learned how

My parents are blind

I am blind

I do not want to

It is not important

Personal reasons/choose not to answer

It would be nice if you didn't make those comments about my mother

I'm sorry

Fuck you

If you could say anything you wanted to a famous male gymnast with concerning amounts of leg hair, what would it be?

I dont think Tostitos brand chunky salsa (medium) is a good snack food without chips

I strongly agree

I agree

I do not care

I disagree

I strongly disagree

Select any of the following that you have experienced in the past 24 hours

Unrest

Disbelief

Stupidity

Witnessed a felony

Committed a felony

Uncertainty

Egg

Why did you take my parents?!?!?!

I did not know they belonged to you

Parents are for anyone to own

They were lost. Finders keepers

I am a cold hearted bitch

I wanted them

What

Do you feel apologetic for taking them???

Not really

A little I guess, but only because you're overreacting

0% I'm the worst

Sort of

Yes I do

Well can you give them back?

For a price

Fine

Slugs don't have four noses

Agree

Disagree

Name the movie that every father thinks that Adam Sandler "really shoulda been in"

Dumb and Dumber

Beauty and the Beast

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Titantic

My father is a blind man

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