Linguistics Survey for Linguistics

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

Imagine you were asked by a local restaurant to help decide the name of their newest signature quarter-pound hamburger. They presented you with the following two options. Based solely on the names, which would you be more likely to purchase?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Wibber Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Quibberdoodle Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Twendaloonty Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Blunderfix Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Twizzle Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Quibberly Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Squindlebontis Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Jorple Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Snargletop Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Vortilax Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Frimbletony Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?

On a scale from 1-5 with 5 being very likely, how likely would you order The Tindle Quarter-Pound based on the name alone?