What actually real weird horse name are you?
What Weird Horse Name Are You?
Discover the quirky side of yourself with our fun quiz that uncovers your true weird horse name! Answer a mix of absurd and relatable questions in a lighthearted way.
Feel free to:
- Share your breakfast habits.
- Reveal your bathing routine.
- Choose your favorite animal or quote.
What did you eat for breakfast?
Cereal
Toast
Leftovers
I didn't
Is it still breakfast if I wake up at 2pm?
Top or bottom?
Top
Bottom
No
YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT OH MY GOD
How often do you bathe?
Every day
Three times a week
Twice a week
Once a week
I don't
Pick an animal
Horse, duh
Cat
Bird
Dog
Lizard
Snake
Hamster
Turtle
I am a coldhearted monster who hates animals
Pick your favourite Zaya(tm) quote (yes I'm a narcissist)
"Let the bitch piss"
"Hey not to suck my own toes but look how good this thing I did is"
"I'm gonna become famous by starting beef with country musician Toby Keith- #tobykeithtwitterbeef"
"My ideal self is an ominous swarm of birds that talks with the unnerving cadence of a thousand crows"
"A shade artist is just someone who talks shit"
"Shitter to the Twitter that's how I roll"
"I'm going to steal your teeth and jingle them like coins as I loom ominously above your bed."
"Hath your bones withered away? Can your wretched old knees handle kneeling as you beg my forgiveness?"
"If you squeeze a clown's ass cheek would it honk like a horn?"
"Why do we associate unnecessary aggression with me?"
"You, a coward: Y'all altos, me, an intellectual: Y'alltos"
Something else
Pick a colour
Blue
Yellow
Red
Orange
Green
Pink
Purple
Brown
Which of these do you hate the most
Country music
Jazz
A particular vegetable
All vegetables
Mouth noises
People (calm down edgelord)
Myself (chill, my dude)
Opinions on teeth?
What?
Too high maintenance
Pretty positive
I wish I had more of them
I am two seconds away from removing my teeth
Pick a tiddy
Left
Right
The secret third tiddy
None
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